Chuck Norris

bon, vu ma ranimé le sujet en postant une que jai trouvé juste aujourdui:

Chuck Norris arrive à diviser par zéro.

When Chuck Norris plays Super Mario Brothers the princess is always in the first castle.

Chuck Norris stole your bike.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris does not need Listerine. He can even knock out bad breath.

Chuck Norris sank the Titanic with a slow-motion roundhouse kick because Chuck Norris can't stand that Celine Dion song.